| Description | He's the QB!!! Helmet-crashing, beer-can-crushing boyfriend of Brittany, with even fewer brain cells, if that's possible. |
| Likes | Making out and watching The Pigskin Channel. If he could do both at the same time he'd be in Heaven. |
| Dislikes | Thinking...it can be quite painful at times, so he keeps it to a minimum. |
| Motto | I before E...except when it's after it, I guess. |