Title: No More Deviants Author: J (poor shmuck from Wisconsin) Description: Lawndale gets two more freaks. Damien's brother and big sister. And we find out what Damien did to Mr. Schneider. All in the next thrilling installment of the "Don't call him 'Hearing Impaired'" Series Author's note: This is my second fic. (the first one being "Damien's Day in Lawndale Hell") It starts the day after the events in "Damien's Day." To those who e-mailed me with your compliments and comments, thank you very much. I'll try to come up with something resembling a plot next time. In the meantime, Enjoy this next one (or print it out and burn it if you want) and send your comments to: Kain1330@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Daria and all its characters are © and ® MTV, a division of Viacom entertainment. Daria and all her cohorts were created by Glenn Eichler and Susie Lewis. The "Philosophers Drinking Song" is © Monty Python. used without permission. The Kinsingtons were created by and are © James "J" Clark. Use without permission for the purpose of turning a profit is strictly prohibited. and if I find out that someone IS using these w/out permission, I will personally hunt you down, hang you with piano wire from a meathook, and videotape your slow, painful, agonizing death. so don't even try it Also, Yes, english is my primary language. I just don't have a spelcheker on the program I used for this. Also: If you haven't read my first fic, READ IT!! But, if you're really that lazy, I might as well tell you, Damien is deaf and Daria is the only person outside his family who knows sign language. Note: I know I use a lot of obscure references. If you don't understand something, it's probably in the endnotes. Also: In case you were wondering, (yeah, right) I have decided to call this the "Don't call him 'Hearing Impaired'" series. Also: I was just wondering... CUT TO: The auditorium of Lawndale High. The entire student body and all the faculty are there, screaming. Everyone: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Erm, sorry So, anyway, without futher ado BEGIN TITLE SEQUENCE TITLE APPEARS OVER A GREEN BACKROUND Scene 1: Daria's room. Daria is lying on her bed, writing something. Damien is sitting, indian style, on a chair, adjusting some mirrors on both sides of her computer. He finishes adjusting them then starts typing on her keyboard, Occasionally checking those mirriors. He turns to Daria and gets her attention. Damien: Get inspired? Daria: Just for that stupid essay for O'Neal. Damien: (sarcastically) Oh, Thanks, I almost forgot about that Daria: Anytime. Damien returns to her computer and starts playing with her keyboard. Daria: What are you doing? Damien: playing a game called "Midtown Mayhem" it's one of those games where you get points for driving with complete reckless abandon. (grins) Look at all those people fleeing for their lives. Daria: Fun. (starts looking at it like she recognizes something) Have I seen this before? Damien: I doubt it. It came out a couple days ago. Why? Daria: I just know I've been in this car before. Damien looks at the game, shrugs, and continues playing. Enter Jake. Jake: Oh, hey honey, your mother asked me to drive to the grocery store, wanna come along? Take a trip with your old dad? Daria: Actually, I was just about to go over to Jane's house. Um, maybe some other time. Jake: Oh, no problem. (sees Damien) Who are you? Damien doesn't answer, obviously Jake: (getting pissed) Oh sure, ignore me, JUST LIKE MY OLD MAN!!!! Daria: (trying to calm him down) Dad, He can't hear you. He's deaf. Damien checks the mirriors and looks at Jake Jake: Oh, (to Damien) I'm Jake, Daria's dad. (offers his hand) Who are you? Damien: (after Daria translates, shakes Jake's hand and speaks) Damien. Daria: (speaking and signing) As I was saying, we were about to go over to Jane's house. Damien: (speaking) yeah. (turns off the computer. Gets up and looks at Jake) Nith meeding you. They both exit. Jake stands there, stunned Jake: He shook my hand. Quinn's fella's never did that Scene 2: A Street Music: Tier by Ramms+ein Damien: So, Jane's house it is then? Daria: Actually, can we stop at your house? I want to see what other books you have. Damien: That's probably not the best idea. Eric called this morning. He's making my mother fly out to London on monday. She's not too happy with it. Daria: Why? Damien: Probably because we were just there. See, we moved to America from England four years ago... Daria: Why America? Damien: We read somewhere that you guys had 24 hour dental floss hotlines, sponge pets, and 3.7 million americans who believe they were abducted by aliens at one time or another. It was clear you needed us. Anyway, after living over in Kenowhere for three and a half years, mom got the partnership at the firm, so we moved here. Then, about the week after we moved here, Mom got a call. One of her college friends died. So we flew out to London for the funeral. Daria: Kenowhere? Damien: Kenesha. It's over in Shepler county. and yes, it is just as exicting as it sounds. Daria: I'll bet, but continue. Damien: Well, after the funeral, we decided to take a grand tour of England, Scotland, and Ireland, which we were going to do before we left for Kenesha if we had the time. We were in the old country until three days ago. And now she has to fly back to talk with an expert in this case she's working on. Daria: Why can't they just fly him here. Damien: I think that if they fly her over and back, and then fly him over, they can get three times as much out of the client. (shrugs) That's business economics for you Daria: Mrs. Bennet would be so proud. Cut to: A close up of a bush. We see two hands part the bush, spying on our heroes. We see Damien signing "I'm sure" as they continue walking. We hear two voices offscreen. one male, one female. Both British. Male: What are you doing? Female: You'll see, come on. (pause) Come on! Cut back to Daria and Damien. Daria looks back for a couple beats, then turns back to Damien. Daria: You said you had siblings, right. Damien: Yeah Daria: and that one of them is going to be your interpreter? Damien: Yeah, Miranda. why? Daria: Does she, by any chance, look like the main character from Run Lola Run? Damien: I guess you could say that. Wait a minute, How did you know? Daria: Lucky guess. Suddenly, two hands grab Damien and pull him offscreen. We hear the sounds of a struggle. Cut to: an extreme closeup of Damien. with said hands giving him a Dutch rub. He breaks free and signs. Damien: JESUS CHRIST MIRANDA, CAN'T YOU SAY HELLO LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?!!!!! Camera pans over to reveal two people. The woman looks very young and would make Quinn look ordinary. She has shoulder length, REAL red hair and an eyebrow ring in her left eyebrow. She is wearing a black baby tee with a red evil face on it, kakhi cargo pants, and black Doc Martin boots. the guy next to her looks like Damien, but with shorter, spiked hair and clothes that look like they come from GQ magazine. He also has the exact same glasses that Damien has. The woman starts signing to him and speaking. she has a playful look on her face. Miranda: You missed us, little brother. I can tell. Daria: You're his siblings, I assume? Guy: Yeah, I'm Darren. (extends his hand. Daria shakes it) Miranda: Johann Gambolputty (pause) De von ausfern-schplender-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle -burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitzcolensic-(Takes a breath) grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich- grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleenisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-einnürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz- weimache-(takes another breath) luber-hundsfurgumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. But you can call me Miranda, since noone seems to remember all that. Daria: I wonder why. I'm Daria. You're a monty python fan, I take it. Miranda: Obviously. So, where you headed. Damien: We were just about to go over to her friend's house. You want to come along. Darren: Depends, what do we do there. Cut to: The Sick Sad World logo. (with Closed Captioning) Announcer: Are the Yorkshire terriers of the planet trying to kill you and take over the world? Megalomanical mutts next, on Sick Sad World. Scene 3: Jane's room. Daria, Darren, and Miranda are lying on Jane's bed. Jane is feverishly doing a painting of Damien sitting on the ground in a contortionist's position, Miranda is reading "In Search of Duende" by Fredrico García Lorca Miranda: Not if the Ministry of Pets has anything to say about it. Jane: The British have a ministry of pets? Darren: (shrugs) If we did, it wouldn't suprise me. We have a department or ministry for pretty much everything. Miranda: I think it's supposed to make it look like the government actually does something. Daria: (deadpan) Suprise, suprise. (looks over to Jane, who is really getting into her painting) Hey Jane, do you have anything to say on this? Jane: This is SO cool. What's it like to be double-jointed? Darren: Well, considering the amount of extreme stretching that it took to get that way, I'd say painful. Daria: What? Miranda: Oh, Darren's the same way. See, there's no such thing as double-jointedness. That amount of flexability comes from extremely vigorous stretching of the muscles. All thanks to a psychotic gym teacher. Daria: That sucks Darren: Don't worry, we exacted our revenge right before we left for Lawndale. Daria: What'd you do? Miranda: Stole his mail, wrote "DECEASED" on every piece, and put in his out box. I still don't think he ever straightened things out Daria: I'm sure. Do you plan on pulling something like that at Lawndale? Miranda: Depends. What are the teachers like? Pretty cool? Daria starts laughing, hard Darren: Oh shit. Cut to Commercial. Stinger: Damien getting a Dutch rub. Scene 4: A hallway at Lawndale High. (WARNING: obligatory "New female meeting Upchuck" scene approaching) Quinn is talking to the three J's, who are looking O.S. right. Quinn: So then, like, Stacy said that some people use their hands to talk. And I said that...Hey, aren't you guys listening?! The three J's go O.S. right. A couple beats later, they walk onscreen, huddled around Miranda. Our other heroes follow a beat later. Quinn has a look of shock mixed with extreme jealousy Joey: Hi, I'm Joey. Want to go to Chez Pierre? Jeffy: I'm Jeffy. Want to do something this weekend? I've got my dad's corvette. Jamie: I'm Jamie, and uh.... Miranda turns to face them Miranda: Boys, how old are you? The three J's: (one after another) sixteen Miranda: O.k. I'm twenty, so I don't think it'll work out. Nice meeting you anyway. Joey, Jeffy, Jamie. (leaves) Joey: She likes me. Jeffy: No she doesn't, it's me she wants. Jamie: She likes me. She got my name right. CUT TO: Our heroes. Miranda catches up with them. Daria: Nice, there is just one more test for you to pass. Jane: You must battle the dreaded Upchuck!! Miranda: I can handle him. Upchuck: (offscreen) Oh Ladies!! Daria: O.K, you're up. Upchuck enter from the right Upchuck: (growls) So, we have a new lucious lovely for the Chuckmeister to work his magic on, hmm? Miranda: Sir, go away before I kill you. Upchuck: Grr, feisy He goes to cop a feel, but Miranda sprays him with some liquid from what looks like a windex bottle. He covers his face in his hands and screams. She then knife hands him on the upper lip, grabs the back of his shirt, and throws him halfway down the hall. He is knocked out. Everyone claps. Jane: Good going. What is that stuff anyway? Miranda: What, this? (points to the bottle) Tear gas. Grandpa's recipe. (shakes her head) I love my family. (Looks at Upchuck) So, this is Upchuck, huh? Daria: Yeah, he's multi-talented. He can talk and piss you off at the same time. Miranda: I don't think he'll be giving me any more problems. Daria: Don't bet on it. They leave. Camera pulls back to show Ms. Li. she looks condecendingly at them. Scene 5: Mr. O'neill's class O'neill: (to Miranda, who is standing next to his desk) Um, Miss, could you take your seat? the bell rang. Miranda: Oh, I'm not a student, I'm Damien's interpreter. O'neill: Oh, I'm sorry Miranda: For what? (looks at Damien and points her thumb at O'Neill. Her face has a "What the f---" look to it.) CUT TO: Damien, who just shrugs. Camera turns to O'neill O'neill: So, are you going to be there for his presentation? Miranda: What? O'Neill: I'm having him give a presentation on what it's like to be deaf in this modern world. Miranda turns to Damien and signs Miranda: Are you going to do what I think you're going to do? CUT TO: Damien. He has an evil smirk on his face Damien: Bring your stopwatch Camera turns back to O'Neill O'Neill: Well class, we have two new people joining us. Please welcome, um (checks his seating chart) David Kingston. Darren: (slightly annoyed) That's Darren Kinsington. O'neill: Oh, my mistake. (turns to Miranda) and um... Miranda: Miranda Kinsington. Damien and Darren's big sister. Cut to: Kevin, who is staring at Miranda, rather lustfully. Until Brittney smacks him upside the head. Cut back to O'Neill O'Neill: Oh, that's exiting. Having family members can really help you ease into student life. Darren just rolls his eyes. Jane whispers to him Jane: I think he's been talking to Ms. Li again? O'Neill: Normally I would ask you to hand in your assignments, but I think we should get to know our new friends first. So, Melinda... Miranda: (annoyed) Miranda. O'neill: Go ahead and explain yourself. Miranda: Well, My name is Miranda, I am twenty years old, I was born in London, I have two older sisters, a twin sister Michelle, and two younger brothers. I am fluent in fourteen languages and five Sign language systems, and I like to sing. O'Neill: Oh, wonderful. Why don't you give a little impromptu performance for us. Miranda: Um, (embarrased) Actually, I'd rather not. O'Neill: Nonsense. You should express yourself. It's a good path to the road of Self Esteem. And it'll show the youness inside. Miranda: (gets an evil grin) Do you really want me to? O'Neill: Sure. Miranda: Ok, oh brother dear.. Darren comes up to the front of the class. He puts his arm on her shoulder. Cut to Damien, who rolls his eyes. He knows exactly what they're going to do. Cut to Darren and Miranda. They look at each other, and start singing like they were two drinking buddies. D & M: Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table David Hume could outconsume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as shloshed as Schlegel There is nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist Socrates himself was permenantly pissed. Je-ohn Stewert Mill of his own free will after 'alf a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say, could stick it away 'alf a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle And Hobbes was fond of his Dram And René Descartes was drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am" Socrates himself is particularly missed A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed. Darren takes his seat. The other students are on the floor laughing. Mr O'Neill looks very embarassed O'Neill: Well, very....um....nice Cut to: Daria Daria: (to Miranda) Good one. Miranda: You ain't seen nothing yet. Scene 6: Damien and Miranda are walking down a hall. Miranda: So, how did you get a free period? Damien: I tested out of math. (faux psychotic) And I don't care what they say. I AM NOT GOING BACK!!! Miranda: I don't blame you. Where are we going anyway? Damien: Computer lab. I want to do something in there. Miranda gives him a look of suspicion Damien: Don't worry, it's nothing illegal. Miranda: (sarcastically) Now I'm convinced. Damien: And I need to ask Darren something. They open the door to the computer lab. We hear Kevin's voice Kevin: Hey Darien, You know about computers and stuff, right? Darren: Its Darren, and yeah. Why? Kevin: Like, my computer says press any key to continue. Can I borrow your keys. Mine are locked in my car. Darren groans. Cut to Commercial. Stinger: Darren and Miranda singing. Scene 7: The Auditorium The moment of truth has arrived. Damien is sitting in a chair onstage. Miranda is standing on the ground in front of the stage, translating. Ms. Li is speaking at the lectern. Li: And one final note, I'd like to report that the rumor that I was planning to put tracking microchips in the skull of each student is COMPLETELY false. The technology doesn't even exist. (speaking lower) honestly, what do those scientists we fund do all day? CUT TO: Daria, Jane, and Darren, who are sitting together. Jane: Yeah, what DO they do all day? Daria: Yeah, to hell with AIDS and Cancer research, they need to find a way to make teenagers life even more unbearable. Darren: Please tell me she's kidding! Daria: 'Fraid not CUT BACK TO: The stage. Li: Now, here with a special presentation is Mr O'Neill O'Neill goes to the lectern O'Neill: Thank you. You know, the world of self esteem can be a very funny thing. Some people don't have it, but with help, they can find that it's a place everyone would want to live. CUT TO: Daria Daria: No, that would be Spooner. Darren: Yeah, whenever I think of paradise, I think of towns in northern Wisconsin. CUT BACK TO: O'Neill O'Neill: I'd like you to meet Damien, (starts overacting) whose uplifting story of growing up with a horrifing disability (Damien rolls his eyes) will inspire you to new levels of Self esteem. Damien stands up and moves centre stage. He starts signing, with Miranda translating. Damien: Thank you. I'm Damien, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm deaf. I have been since I was fifteen months old. It hasn't been easy. I have heard a lot of things like: "You'll never be normal", "You are somehow different" and stuff like that. O'Neill gets a look of pity. Damien looks at Miranda. Camera cuts to Miranda, who is holding something in her hand. she shows the camera what it is. it is a digital stopwatch. Cut to: Damien, who smirks and continues. Damien: And, unfortunately, some of it has come from (points to O'Neill. his face looks like a mixture of sarcasm and anger) Mr. "I really like me" himself. O'Neill looks absolutely horrified. CUT TO: Daria Daria: What? Damien: Just watch. CUT BACK TO: Damien Damien: (continuing, he looks absolutly PISSED.) I mean, First he thinks it strange for a deaf person to have self-esteem, like we are supposed to be constantly depressed due to our "disability." Then, he says that I should give this speech to help the NORMAL kids with low self esteem. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?!!!!!! I suppose that in his world it's ok to imply that I'm somehow different from the rest, that I should be pitied, that I should be made to stand out, that I should be treated differently because of something that is more of a fact of life than a disability. And this jackass is supposed to make me feel BETTER ABOUT MYSELF?!! WELL NICE GOING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Most of the students start laughing and applauding as he storms offstage and down the stairs leading to the stage. as soon as he gets off the stage, his angry demeanor dissapears. He casually walks over to Miranda and looks at the stopwatch. Cut to: O'Neill, who has now gone fetal, sucking his thumb. Miss Barch is comforting him. Cut back to: Damien His face goes from happiness to disappointment. Daria, Darren, and Jane walk up. Jane: Well? Damien: Four and a half seconds. Not bad, but not good enough, unfortunately Daria: Well, you can't win them all. Wanna go for pizza? Miranda: Sure. As they are about to leave, Damien takes a bow and exits. Scene 8: The Zen Trent: Thanks, We're Mystik Spiral. We'll be back for a second set. (they walk offstage) Jane: So, what'd you think? Miranda: It's...music Darren: Yeah, and it has a beat...and guitars...and bass Miranda: At least they're big in Japan, right? Jane just smirks. Miranda turns to Damien, who is looking off camera. Camera cuts to a mysterious figure in a black trenchcoat and black fedora. The figure exits the club. Camera pulls back to show that Damien is watching the person leave. Miranda: (offscreen)Hey Damien, what did you... Camera cuts to Miranda, who taps Damien on the shoulder. He looks at her. Miranda: What are you looking at? Damien looks back offscreen. Damien: Nothing, I guess. Miranda: Oh, How'd you like the band Damien: It had a pretty good beat to it. That's all I can report. Daria: He could hear that? Miranda: He can feel rhythms. Didn't you notice that he had a drum set in his room? Daria: Ah. So, what do you think Li will do about O'Neill? Miranda: I wouldn't worry about it. He'll be back in a couple days. A week at the latest. Daria: Damn Darren: Well, take what you can get. Now, what do we do about DeMartino? Damien: (after a couple beats) I'll decide later. In the meantime, I hearby christen us the "School Anti-Spirit" club. Daria: What's our charter? Damien: To resist anything that will let Ms. Li look good while she screws the students. To break up the Fashion Club, and to get four kids and an interpreter out of homeroom every Wednesday. Daria: I'm in Jane: Me too Miranda: Hey Darren. Darren: Oh what the hell Miranda: There, it's settled. Trent: (walking up) Hey Janey, hey Daria Daria: Hi Trent Jane: Trent, this is Miranda, Darren, and Damien. Miranda: You guys weren't half bad. Trent: Thanks. (To Jane) We're gonna go shoot some pool, wanna come along. Jane: Sure, Daria? Daria: Um...sure, I guess. Miranda: (to Trent) I'll play you a game. Jane: You sure, They're really good. Miranda: So am I, besides, I'm up for a challenge. Jane: Suit yourself. They all walk out of the Zen. Roll Credits. Jake as a D.J. Daria as Butthead Sandi as a preacher Damien as Johnny Rotten Jane as a Skater Jeffy as an arab Sheik Miranda as Siva Joey as Tom Servo Daria Logo Fin. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- End Notes: "Damien is...adjusting some mirrors on both sides of her computer": Some deaf people do this, so they know when someone else enters the room. "Daria: I just know I've been in this car before/Jake: Your mother asked me to drive to the grocery store": See, Jake is a rather reckless driver (I think he even has a suspended license.) "Damien: Nith meeding you": no, this isn't a typo. I'm trying to transliterate what a deaf person sounds like when they speak. (Want to know what they sound like? Try this. Try talking, but exagerate your mouth movements and use as little of your tongue as possible. "Run Lola Run": A 1999 german movie about a girl who has twenty minutes to find 50,000 Marks to replace the fifty g's that her boyfriend lost. If she can't raise the money, her boyfriend dies. The main character has this REAL red hair. I guess I got inspired. Darren: I wasn't going to include Darren when I started writing this, then I decided "What the hell" I plan to make him like Mack. Popular, but still sarcastic. "Johann Gambolputty...De von ausfern-splender-schlitter...von Hautkopft uf Ulm ": Monty Python reference. I don't think I need to explain it further "Yorkshire terriers": I hate those dogs. They're cute, I know, but one of my mothers friends has one, and there was a time when my mother just wouldn't shut up about it. so maybe they are taking over the world. "Fredrico García Lorca": Spanish poet. He was killed in the thirties under the Francisco Franco regime. He thought that Franco wouldn't silence him because he (Lorca) was too widely known. Lorca was wrong. "Miranda: I think it makes it look like the government does something": Well, that's my theory anyway. The British seem to have a department or ministry for pretty much everything. "Darren: Well, considering the amount of extreme stretching it took to get that way...": I'm living proof. I had a psychotic gym teacher sophmore year. He would make us do twenty minutes of EXTREME stretching before every class. As a result, I can now bring my legs behind my head. "We wrote 'DECEASED' on every piece (of mail) and mailed it out": I did this to said gym teacher. He told me that it took him over a year and a half to sort out the resulting mess. I'm evil, aren't I? "She then knife hands him on the upper lip": The upper lip has a lot of nerves that are close to the skin. Don't try this at home. You could seriously kill someone if you hit them hard enough. "Miranda: Tear gas, Grandpa's recipe": You can make tear gas at home. Basically it's ground red pepper seeds brewed with alcahol in a coffee percolator for about half an hour. This is equivlent to the pepper spray that old ladies carry. "Five Sign Language Systems": See, Sign Language isn't a universal system. Each country has their own way of communicating with the deaf. Strangely, American and British SL look nothing alike. (The British has their own system, whereas the American system is based on old French) Just thought I'd point that out. The Philosophers Drinking Song: Another Monty Python reference. This is from the "Bruces" sketch, in case you were wondering. "After 'alf a pint of shandy": Shandy is beer mixed with ginger beer or 7-up (lemonade to the british) "Hobbes was fond of his dram": Thomas Hobbes, a 17th century philosopher with a very dim view of human nature. Dram: I'm guessing it signifies Drambuie, which is a type of whiskey that was the personal liqueur of Prince Charles Edward (Bonnie Prince Charlie) The name comes from the Scottish gaelic "Dram Budheach" The drink that satisfies "Daria: No, That would be Spooner": A town in Northern Wisconsin. It is a medium sized place with a history of railroads, timber, that sort of thing. Their website says that "It is a rich history steeped in the natural beauty of the land with flowing streams, cattail swamps, the sounds of ducks and geese, the waving of wild rice in the soft evening breeze and the bright and shiny tip of a fawn's nose as it nuzzles its mother. It is a country rich in the essance of life itself." Yeah, whatever. The town's motto is "A place where everyone would love to live" Although apparently there's some sort of embargo that prevents everyone from following their dreams and moving to Spooner. Personally, I doubt the veracity of the "Place where everyone would love to live" I live right near the Wisconsin/Illinois border. The climate is bad enough here. "Four and a half seconds": In "Damien's Day at Lawndale Hell" he told us that he once made a teacher at his old school go fetal in under three seconds, he was trying to beat that. "Miranda: How'd youlike the band?/Damien: It had a nice beat to it": Deaf people, while they can't hear normal sounds, can feel rhythms (I know a deaf kid who played drums. and he was DAMN good too) "The School Anti-spirit club": What my clique called ourselves in high school (Officially, however, we were the stage crew for the musicals.) Incidently, Wednesdays was when our school had our club meetings. "Siva": Hindu god of destruction On a final note, this is my second fic. It's a bit shorter than the first. (27 kb, compaired to 46 the last time.) If you liked it or if you hated it, you know where to send your flames. J That's it, you ninnehammers, now stop reading this and GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!