Remember,
RememberÉ
A Daria fanfic
All Daria characters are copyright
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Summary: Daria attends a Bonfire Night
AKA Guy Fawkes day party at ClovisÕs and learns why some people should not be
allowed near fireworks
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Remember,
Remember the 5th of NovemberÉ
Gunpowder, treason and plotÉ
I see no reason, why gunpowder treasonÉ
Should ever be forgotÉ
ÒRemember, RememberÉACKÉalright Tom IÕll
stop singing it now take your bloody hands of my neck!Õ
Principal Brucie looked up from his desk
and was about to chastise the noisemakers before seeing it was just Sloane and
DanielsÉhe winced waiting for the ÒLEE-DANIELSÓ that usually followed such a
mistake but given that Clovis thankfully had yet to learn how to read minds
that didnÕt happen, shrugging he left them to whatever they where doing and let
the study hall carry on. He usually let their outbursts slide, partially as Tom
was a decent student
and Clovis wasÉwellÉClovis.
Once they saw the principal had gone
back to Ôimportant paperworkÕ (playing solitaire on his laptop) the two friends
resumed their conversations.
ÒSo Clovis am I to assume youÕre
planning another Guy Fawkes day party?Ó
ÒGuy Fawkes day?Ó Clovis remained silent
for a while before shaking his head ÒWords fail me my friend, no one calls
Bonfire night that, but in answer to your question yes I am, the shindig be
happening at my place and I got myself some quality fireworks and other
assorted stuff, so feel free to invite Daria, IÕll be asking Jane over,Ó
ÒAhÉÓ Tom seemed reluctant about this,
ÒOh come on mate, this isnÕt one of your
parents social functions, you donÕt have to worry about this being some
upper-class twit of the year gatheringÓ
ÒClovis its not that,Ó Tom replied
quickly, Òits justÉis this going to be a repeat of last years party?Ó
Clovis rubbed his hands together
grinning ÒOH yessssssÉÓ
ÒGod have mercy on us all.Ó Tom sighed
before letting his head fall onto his desk.
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ÒCome on mate donÕt be like thatÉÓ
Clovis speeded up to catch up with his rapidly retreating friend despite the
surprisingly deep snowfall that had
occurred this 5th of November.
ÒYour reluctance to invite your
lady-friend to this little get together of mine is beginning to make me think
your trying tell me something. Is it my hair?Ó
Tom stopped and rolled his eyes ÒNo
Clovis, its not your hair that worries meÉalbeit it is a little outlandish,
what worries me is that youÕre going to pull some insane
stunt that you will
invariably drag me into in some way or form and will probably cause me no end
of embarrassments and possibly injuryÉagain.Ó
Clovis stopped alongside his friend,
Òare my ideas really that bad?Ó
ÒClovis the saying ÔdonÕt give him
ideasÕ was practically tailor made for you I sometimes think, and I donÕt want
to look like a fool in front of
DariaÉÓ he stopped when he saw the raised
eyebrow from his friend ÒOK I donÕt want to look like an even bigger fool in
front of her, happy now?Ó
ÒI guessÓ he shrugged Òbut come on,
weÕve done lots of stupid stunts and pulled some pranks in our time and gotten
away unharmed, remember the presidential election?Ó
ÒYeah that one kind of backfired on
us
Clovis.Ó
ÒOh yeahÉÓ Clovis shrugged ÒHey I never
thought they would take our suggestion seriouslyÉÓ
ÒLook Clovis just promise me you wont do
anything stupidÉstupider than usual ok?Ó
ÒFine,Ó Clovis said quickly and a little
exasperated Òfine, fine, fine, fine, FINE,Ó after stopping to dislodge the
small snow pile building on the peak of his baseball cap he resumed ÒSo see you
at mine tonight, remember to wrap up warmÉand try not to wear anything TOO
flammableÉÓ Tom glared at him causing Clovis to grin weakly ÒÉjust in case.Ó
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Later that day Daria and Jane found
themselves stood in the back garden of the Lee-Daniels household. Both stood
under the jutting out roof to avoid the snow.
ÒBeen a good day by his standards eh
Amiga?Ó
ÒIndeed, I am amazed that Clovis
throwing a party involving burning someone in effigy and using small explosives
IÕm amazed heÕs done such a good job of not doing anything stupidÉalthough from
what I gather Tom forced him to promise something like that.Ó
ÒPoor guy, tension must be killing him.Ó
ÒTom or Clovis?Ó
ÒLike it matters.Ó Jane replied with a
smirk Òeither way we get some
entertainment, I can guarantee thatÉooh time for
the fireworksÉgoodyÓ
As Clovis walked past with a box of
fireworks in his arms Daria noticed the evil smirk her friend had.
ÒJaneÉwhat did you do?Ó
ÒWell when Clovis called and said he wasnÕt
allowed to do anything stupid I decided I owed it to everyone to make sure we
got some entertainment so I altered the instructions on a fireworkÉÓ
ÒAltered?Ó Daria asked warily
ÒAll I did was switch the
Ôthis way upÕ
sign, come on it takes more than fireworks to harm ClovisÉdonÕt give me that
look, I can feel your look.Ó
Daria watched as Clovis lit the tampered
firework, thankfully everyone else was at a safe distance, although even
without fireworks they would no doubt be stood away from Clovis on general self
preservation instincts.
ÒYouÕre still sore
about the whole
pushing you out a window thing arenÕt you?Ó
ÒYup, figure it was time he got
humiliated.Ó Jane replied evilly as the fuse burnt down, ClovisÕs eyes widened
as he dived for cover as the firework exploded in a loud BOOM that shook the
earth Jane punched the air ÒHah, take that you limeyÉÓ
Daria just looked up at the large amount
of snow on the
roof above them ÒYeah Jane I think the jokes on us this time.Ó
ÒHuh?Ó
FWUMPH
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After
the two had been dug out from the
large pile of frozen discomfort and found themselves sat wrapped in blankets in
the Lee-Daniels kitchen they where handed a pair of mugs by Tom and Clovis.
ÒHere this should stop the bloody
chattering noises your teeth are making.Ó
ÒYour compassion overwhelms meÓ Daria
replied as she drunk the contents of the mug, it was
ÔuniqueÕ to say the least
but not unpleasant.
ÒHey you have no one to blame but JaneÓ
Clovis replied grinning as he sat down, the few people who had come to the
party had left disinterested after they learned they would not get to see 2
frozen dead cynics.
ÒRub it in why donÕt you?Ó Jane muttered
ÒWell itÕs supposed to be drunk but if
you insistÓ Clovis said with a grin as he reached forward, leading to Jane to
shriek and run around the house with Clovis chasing her
ÒI feel a little responsible for being
partially involved in spawning such an unholy unionÓ Tom sighed as he took
JaneÕs vacant chair and put an arm around Daria, he could feel her shivering
through the blanket, ÒJesus Daria I better get you
another blanket!Ó
ÒIÕll be fineÓ she replied leaning on
his shoulder ÒAlthough another mug ofÉwhatever that stuff is should hit the
spot.Ó
ÒSure,Ó he stood and at the counter and
began to fill the mug again Òso you know its Earl Grey tea, lemon juice, honey
and cinnamonÉClovis invented it and I never wanted to know what the
circumstances where.Ó
Daria took the mug and again leaned into
his shoulder Òwell if thereÕs one thing today has taught meÓ she said as she
saw two figures fall past the window ÒIts that some people should just not be
allowed near fireworks.Ó
The End
Just a
little something written for Bonfire Night and with the time and effort that
went into ÔEncounters of the Vampire KindÕ I needed a small break. So hope you liked this one, not sure
how or even if this fits into my series but take it as it is as they sayÉwhat
the hell did I just say? As usual
send whatever feedback/comments/criticism/actually IÕm to lazy to list
something else so just mail me at mechahead@hotmail.com