Remember, RememberÉ

 A Daria fanfic

 All Daria characters are copyright yadda, yadda, yadda

 Summary: Daria attends a Bonfire Night AKA Guy Fawkes day party at ClovisÕs and learns why some people should not be allowed near fireworks

 

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Remember, Remember the 5th of NovemberÉ

 Gunpowder, treason and plotÉ

 I see no reason, why gunpowder treasonÉ

 Should ever be forgotÉ

 

 ÒRemember, RememberÉACKÉalright Tom IÕll stop singing it now take your bloody hands of my neck!Õ

 

 Principal Brucie looked up from his desk and was about to chastise the noisemakers before seeing it was just Sloane and DanielsÉhe winced waiting for the ÒLEE-DANIELSÓ that usually followed such a mistake but given that Clovis thankfully had yet to learn how to read minds that didnÕt happen, shrugging he left them to whatever they where doing and let the study hall carry on. He usually let their outbursts slide, partially as Tom was a decent student and Clovis wasÉwellÉClovis.

 

 Once they saw the principal had gone back to Ôimportant paperworkÕ (playing solitaire on his laptop) the two friends resumed their conversations.

 

 ÒSo Clovis am I to assume youÕre planning another Guy Fawkes day party?Ó

 

 ÒGuy Fawkes day?Ó Clovis remained silent for a while before shaking his head ÒWords fail me my friend, no one calls Bonfire night that, but in answer to your question yes I am, the shindig be happening at my place and I got myself some quality fireworks and other assorted stuff, so feel free to invite Daria, IÕll be asking Jane over,Ó

 

 ÒAhÉÓ Tom seemed reluctant about this,

 

 ÒOh come on mate, this isnÕt one of your parents social functions, you donÕt have to worry about this being some upper-class twit of the year gatheringÓ

 

 ÒClovis its not that,Ó Tom replied quickly, Òits justÉis this going to be a repeat of last years party?Ó

 

 Clovis rubbed his hands together grinning ÒOH yessssssÉÓ

 

 ÒGod have mercy on us all.Ó Tom sighed before letting his head fall onto his desk.

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 ÒCome on mate donÕt be like thatÉÓ Clovis speeded up to catch up with his rapidly retreating friend despite the surprisingly deep snowfall that had occurred this 5th of November.

 

 ÒYour reluctance to invite your lady-friend to this little get together of mine is beginning to make me think your trying tell me something. Is it my hair?Ó

 

 Tom stopped and rolled his eyes ÒNo Clovis, its not your hair that worries meÉalbeit it is a little outlandish, what worries me is that youÕre going to pull some insane stunt that you will invariably drag me into in some way or form and will probably cause me no end of embarrassments and possibly injuryÉagain.Ó

 

 Clovis stopped alongside his friend, Òare my ideas really that bad?Ó

 

 ÒClovis the saying ÔdonÕt give him ideasÕ was practically tailor made for you I sometimes think, and I donÕt want to look like a fool in front of DariaÉÓ he stopped when he saw the raised eyebrow from his friend ÒOK I donÕt want to look like an even bigger fool in front of her, happy now?Ó

 

 ÒI guessÓ he shrugged Òbut come on, weÕve done lots of stupid stunts and pulled some pranks in our time and gotten away unharmed, remember the presidential election?Ó

 

 ÒYeah that one kind of backfired on us Clovis.Ó

 

 ÒOh yeahÉÓ Clovis shrugged ÒHey I never thought they would take our suggestion seriouslyÉÓ

 

 ÒLook Clovis just promise me you wont do anything stupidÉstupider than usual ok?Ó

 

 ÒFine,Ó Clovis said quickly and a little exasperated Òfine, fine, fine, fine, FINE,Ó after stopping to dislodge the small snow pile building on the peak of his baseball cap he resumed ÒSo see you at mine tonight, remember to wrap up warmÉand try not to wear anything TOO flammableÉÓ Tom glared at him causing Clovis to grin weakly ÒÉjust in case.Ó

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 Later that day Daria and Jane found themselves stood in the back garden of the Lee-Daniels household. Both stood under the jutting out roof to avoid the snow.

 

 ÒBeen a good day by his standards eh Amiga?Ó

 

 ÒIndeed, I am amazed that Clovis throwing a party involving burning someone in effigy and using small explosives IÕm amazed heÕs done such a good job of not doing anything stupidÉalthough from what I gather Tom forced him to promise something like that.Ó

 

 ÒPoor guy, tension must be killing him.Ó

 

 ÒTom or Clovis?Ó

 

 ÒLike it matters.Ó Jane replied with a smirk Òeither way we get some entertainment, I can guarantee thatÉooh time for the fireworksÉgoodyÓ

 

 As Clovis walked past with a box of fireworks in his arms Daria noticed the evil smirk her friend had.

 

 ÒJaneÉwhat did you do?Ó

 

 ÒWell when Clovis called and said he wasnÕt allowed to do anything stupid I decided I owed it to everyone to make sure we got some entertainment so I altered the instructions on a fireworkÉÓ

 

 ÒAltered?Ó Daria asked warily

 

 ÒAll I did was switch the Ôthis way upÕ sign, come on it takes more than fireworks to harm ClovisÉdonÕt give me that look, I can feel your look.Ó

 

 Daria watched as Clovis lit the tampered firework, thankfully everyone else was at a safe distance, although even without fireworks they would no doubt be stood away from Clovis on general self preservation instincts.

 

 ÒYouÕre still sore about the whole pushing you out a window thing arenÕt you?Ó

 

 ÒYup, figure it was time he got humiliated.Ó Jane replied evilly as the fuse burnt down, ClovisÕs eyes widened as he dived for cover as the firework exploded in a loud BOOM that shook the earth Jane punched the air ÒHah, take that you limeyÉÓ

 

 Daria just looked up at the large amount of snow on the roof above them ÒYeah Jane I think the jokes on us this time.Ó

 

 ÒHuh?Ó

 

 FWUMPH

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 After the two had been dug out from the large pile of frozen discomfort and found themselves sat wrapped in blankets in the Lee-Daniels kitchen they where handed a pair of mugs by Tom and Clovis.

 

 ÒHere this should stop the bloody chattering noises your teeth are making.Ó

 

 ÒYour compassion overwhelms meÓ Daria replied as she drunk the contents of the mug, it was ÔuniqueÕ to say the least but not unpleasant.

 

 ÒHey you have no one to blame but JaneÓ Clovis replied grinning as he sat down, the few people who had come to the party had left disinterested after they learned they would not get to see 2 frozen dead cynics.

 

 ÒRub it in why donÕt you?Ó Jane muttered

 

 ÒWell itÕs supposed to be drunk but if you insistÓ Clovis said with a grin as he reached forward, leading to Jane to shriek and run around the house with Clovis chasing her

 

 ÒI feel a little responsible for being partially involved in spawning such an unholy unionÓ Tom sighed as he took JaneÕs vacant chair and put an arm around Daria, he could feel her shivering through the blanket, ÒJesus Daria I better get you another blanket!Ó

 

 ÒIÕll be fineÓ she replied leaning on his shoulder ÒAlthough another mug ofÉwhatever that stuff is should hit the spot.Ó

 

 ÒSure,Ó he stood and at the counter and began to fill the mug again Òso you know its Earl Grey tea, lemon juice, honey and cinnamonÉClovis invented it and I never wanted to know what the circumstances where.Ó

 

 Daria took the mug and again leaned into his shoulder Òwell if thereÕs one thing today has taught meÓ she said as she saw two figures fall past the window ÒIts that some people should just not be allowed near fireworks.Ó

 

 The End

 

Just a little something written for Bonfire Night and with the time and effort that went into ÔEncounters of the Vampire KindÕ I needed a small break.  So hope you liked this one, not sure how or even if this fits into my series but take it as it is as they sayÉwhat the hell did I just say?  As usual send whatever feedback/comments/criticism/actually IÕm to lazy to list something else so just mail me at mechahead@hotmail.com