Dana Morgandorfer
Cousin From Hell Pt 3
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Daria entered her house, seeing Dana on the couch. Why isn't it *my* little
cousin here to bail me out, Dana hissed. Daria blinked, Jane behind her. When
did your cousin become a snake? Jane asked. I think shes always been this
way, Daria said in her usaul dull tone. You can't speak to me that way. We
justdid, Daria said again. They turned walking upstairs. I always hated that
one, Dana hissed
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Midnight Termoil *is* my favorite, Sandi said looking at Quinns. Well it
seems to *me* you only like Midnight Termoil because it's yours Sandi, now
little did you know Midnight Termoil after 20 minutes of applying it will
turn yours lips to a coated rubber from your gloss, making you unkissable and
dbling your lip size. Quinns Moutain Fresh, on the other hand, is applyed on,
smooth, does its purpose..and tastes great on a guys lips. Sandi looked
surprised at what Sophie had just said. Quinn smiled. By the way, your lips
are getting bigger. Wooowwww, your right Sophie, Tiffany said inspecting
Sandi's lips. Alright,Alright miss smart, how do you know this. Don't you
read Cosmo? and it takes exspierence. Like, once a week you clean out your
closet. But always give the unthinkables to the poor. I thought it was once a
month Sandi? Quinn asked secretly rubbing it in Sandis face that she had a
*real* expert in the family.  It is. Actually no, Sophie said. This dress Im
wearing? I kept it from 3 seasons ago. Now dont go with the trend *set* the
trend. Ok, I wore stretch pants 2 seasons ago..and now its like *in*.  Stacey
gasped. All our Methods are wrong! Their *not* wrong, Stacey snapped. Oh yea?
Sophie said getting in Sandi's face. Those shoes, unexceptable. Their 3
*months* over the limit of a month. Burgandy..is out. That shirt *dont* get
me started. Quinn smirked, as Stacey gasped. You meen your a nerd Sandi?
You,Sophie snapped looking at Stacey. Pigtails, out. Shirt, out..kness socks,
everything...is class 9. Ah! Stacey cried. You, Anorexia girl, Sophie said
pointing to Tiffany. That dress shows yours rips, gain some weight and go
shopping. Its not your fat its your ribs. Tiffany made a small frightened
sound. You, Sophie said pointing to Quinn. Classy. Boots, are in, the
shirt..pink is *in* just not as much as blue..but the smiley makes it all
good. Quinn beamed. The rest looked horrified. See you later.
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Quinn stood in front of the mirror in a blue tanktop and black stretch pants.
Hey, Sophie said in a low voice. Hey, Quinn replied beaming. Im sorry, you
must be mad. Im not mad, I always thought that. Now, lip gloss..which one is
best. Sophie smiled. Quinn opened a small box which revieled rows and rows of
gloss. You are defitly a Morgandorfer..rule one....both girls said in usion.
Lip stick spreads, gloss it. Both girls smiled. Rule 2, never *too* much
lipgloss. Number 3..u can always snub ur friends