Daria
in
Warped Speed Captain
Daria looked
down at the tight fitting uniform she now found herself in. 'Damnit where the hell have these warped fanfic
writers dropped me now?' she thought to herself as she recognized the emblem
pinned over her heart and let out a groan.
"WHAT's the PROblem AMigaaa?" Came from behind her.
She turned and took in what looked to be the bridge of the Starship Enterprise.
"I am gonna shoot AP and Lynn for making me
watch that Star Trek marathon." She muttered as she slowly took in the
scene before her.
Jane sat
sideways in the seat normally held by Capt. James T Kirk, looking very
comfortable. She lazily petted a targ with one hand
and had a satisfied smirk on her face. "What you thought you'd be captain?
Apparently someone recognizes my leadership abilities, and wanted me in the
driver’s seat."
"Uhh Jane, I'm sitting where the actual driving takes
place."
"Oh shut
up you, can't let me bask in the glow of accomplishment even a moment."
"Perhaps
they recognized your skills at overacting."
"Perhaps,
but then again that was the old Jane... the Jane from this reality. She was
weak and pathetic, two things I am not. Security, seize her."
Ted
and Robert,
dressed in very tight Starfleet uniforms, moved towards her. Daria took a
closer look at Jane and her outfit, noting the decidedly slutty
look to it and the scar running down the side of her bare mid-drift. "OH
MY GOD THEY DROPPED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF MIRROR, MIRROR AGAIN. NOOOOOOOO!"
As she was
being dragged away she kept muttering to herself, "Somebody already did
this fic, somebody already did this fic, somebody already did this fic…"
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Author's
Notes:
1. AP &
Lynn are of course belong to Canadabrit
and if there is someone out here who hasn't read The Look-alike Series
then you definitely should. Both of her characters, Lynn and AP were
established to be trekkies somewhere round the middle
of the series.
2. Also to
note that the 'already been done' fic was called
(duh!) Mirror, Mirror by Paperpusher. Through
a Closet Darkly by Brian Taylor is another take on the ‘evil alternate
universe’
3. Last but
not least, if you believe I own any rights to the Daria characters, then I have
a bridge and some nice swampland for sale.