Lew Richardson

What happens when country silos aren't for storing grain? What happens when they are?! Farmers reclaim missile sites...for Kentucky Fried ala' Chenorbyl!?! Next! On Sick Sad World!

Guy Payne

What's today's Chernoble Cowboy chasing cows with? Rhode Island Reds are the mount of choice for these new riders of the glowing purple sage! They've got "Roosters in the Reactors," next on "Sick, Sad World.

Killjoy

Animaniacs star finds love with a Wyoming farmhand. 'Rome-boo and Juliet', next on Sick, Sad world!

Dimensia

Man married to chicken! Next on Sick Sad World!