[A parody of Beck's "MTV Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack"]

Daria makes me want to smoke crack,
fall out the window and I'm not coming back

Reading the fanfics makes me wanna get high,
can't get a life no matter how hard I try

And the teens are neurotic and the colors are bright,
Quinn is perky and Helen's uptight

I love those marathons, I watch them all day.
and I plug em in my muse...HEEEEY YEAH!!!

And the girls are skinny, and the men are dumb,
and I feel like Jake, my mind is so numb

Daria makes me want to smoke crack,
fall out the window and I'm not coming back.
Reading the fanfics makes me wanna get high,
can't get a life...
can't get a life...
can't get a life...
can't get a life...

Well I was in a high school going insane
and I'm at the therpist, going over my pain

I eat frozen lasagna and greasy pizza
Putting up with an idiot who's a crowd pleaser

I wanna live in a cartoon fantasy
Put my head through the TV and kiss the chick in misery

Daria made me wanna smoke crack
fall out the window and I'm never coming back
Reading fanfics made me wanna get high,
can't get a life...
can't get a life...
can't get a life...

{Thought stops...}

(Muse)...Maddog, what's wrong?
(Maddog)...uh...I dunno, just stop the writing...

{Now we do it lounge lizard style! :) }

Daria...whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack,
fly out the window, and I ain't coming back

Reading fanfics makes me wanna get hiiiigh!! Yes they do...
Like a rubber balloon...huhuhuh, he said "rubber" huhuhhuuhh....

The neurosis is wonderful, the sarcasm is grand,
sharp wit is swinging, all across the land...
You know it!

Bust out the shippers, strike up the band.
Play those episodes, every girl and man.

Cause...Daria makes wanna get high, on glitter berries,
getting all uptight, fly like faeries...

Take it! Aww yeah!!

Fake being a brain, till ya go insane...

Right about now!

Stepping on the cold ass Fashion Club

Aww yeah, watching Sick Sad World with my Freakin' Friends...

Cartoon sunset, rising above,
Wishing Daria kissed Trent is better than love.

Yeah! Daria...
Daria, check...
That Daria makes me wanna smoke crack!!!!!

Yeah...