"Yeah. That's what our customers come in for: the citrus."

No name given. Bartender at the Liquid Dinner.

The bartender serves a Mai Tai to O'Neill, remarking on how he can't remember the last time he made one - the Liquid Dinner definitely seems to be more of a beer and whisky kind of place.

DeMartino orders the same drink when he shows up, but gets all emotional before he gets the chance to drink it. The bartender drinks it for him.


First Appearance: Is It College Yet?