BENNET, DIANE

"The Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee-Bit shop! Herbert and I collect Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bits! Aren't they adorable? Look, it's a Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bit cactus! And look at that little rabbit with the Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bit carrot! "
 



Lawndale High School economics teacher.

She teaches primarily through the use of insanely complex drawings. These drawings don't seem to actually represent economic theories so much as soccer riots.

Like most of the other Lawndale teachers, Ms. Bennet has learned that the best way to keep a class on track is to ask Daria the tough questions.

She and her husband Herbert collect "Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bits" which are presumably much like Beanie Babies.

Ms. Bennet takes care of budgeting for the school, but her budgets are seemingly rewritten by Ms. Li from time to time to allow such things as polygraph machines instead of a new roof for the library. She is also called in to consult with Ms. Li when the Ultra-Cola contract is placed in jeopardy, and is more or less compelled to sit and drink as much soda as she can while Ms. Li rants on and on in a caffeine-and-stress-induced hysteria.

 

First Appearance: Malled