This irritating young man asks Helen for her underwear, explaining it's traditional to fly a Middleton woman's underwear from the flagpole. Helen is flattered at first, until the boy explains that he wants hers because they should be large enough to be visible from off-campus.

Even after Helen chases him halfway across campus, he still has the guts to show up at the Morgendorffer home later on to deliver payment for Daria, who wrote his paper for him.