"Um, I'm just a freshman and I... we're not really supposed to... I get headaches sometimes 'cause I'm allergic to things. And I... I sort of have to go now, bye!"

No name given. Middleton College student, freshman.

This poor guy freaks out completely when Helen prompts him to tell her how old he thinks she is. He actually showed remarkable insight, considering he didn't know Helen well enough to know how much she'd freak out if he guessed high. He proceeds to freak out even more when he gets the impression that Helen is hitting on him.


First Appearance: College Bored