"Tell me, Daria - aside from gaining a first-rate education from one of the finest faculties around, why do you want to attend Bromwell."

Admissions officer at Bromwell University.

Ms. Goldman interviews Tom and Daria for possible admission at Bromwell. She spends 45 minutes talking to Tom and is impressed with his family's background at Bromwell. When it comes time for Daria's turn, Daria chokes and finds herself unable to intelligently answer any questions at first. Ms. Goldman allows her to start over, and Daria presumably does better, but the interview still only lasts about 15 minutes. In the end, Daria is not accepted, though Tom is.


First Appearance: Is It College Yet?