"I tried harpooning Great White. But the massive beast shook them off like so many toothpicks. I tried tying him down with floating barrels, but no. Great White said, 'I will have none of this!'"
No last name given. Runs a small tourist attraction near Lawndale focused on a great white shark.
Jordana seems to be under the impression that she lived the events of the movie "Jaws" and has the tooth of the shark itself to prove it. She will enthusiastically tell her story to whomever is willing to sit and
listen - for instance, Daria and Jane. Once they stop listening and go away, she'll just keep talking.