"So let's see, there's really nothing to worry about other than a slight risk of epithelial edema, possible concern over bulbar hyperemia, the outside chance of keratinous and polymegethism, and the usual tiresome worries about giant papillary conjunctivitis."

No name given.

An optometrist at the Lawndale Medical Arts Partners, this doctor fits Daria for contact lenses and warns her of the risks involved. He suggests that any problems she has with the contacts will be her fault, since he's shown her how to properly take care of them. Daria's initial reaction to putting in her first contact lens is to scream loudly - it is unknown what the doctor's reaction is to this.


First Appearance: Through a Lens, Darkly