"The aliens aren't coming. They're already here. They could be your friends, your family. They act almost normal, but something's off."

No name given. Expert on Alien Invaders interviewed on Sick Sad World.

This gentleman insists that the Aliens are not "coming" but are, in fact, already among us, taking the place of our friends and family.

He has a pocket protector.


First Appearance: The Lawndale File