"You people are happy chewing on the empty offerings of so-called modern society. We'd just appreciate it if you'd kept them away from our son's mouth!"

Ted DeWitt-Clinton's mother.

Lesley and her husband Grant Clinton have raised Ted with a rigid set of values, shielding him from the evils of the outside world (such as gum).

She believes that Greenpeace is an organization of corporate puppets.

Lesley feels that she and her husband have done a stellar job at bringing up Ted in the face of a hostile and materialistic world, and no one appreciates or understands the effort they put in.


First Appearance: The New Kid