"I'm Happy Herb and I sell cars, so come on down!"
Last name unknown. Owner of a used car dealership.
Happy Herb owns a used car dealership in Lawndale, and on one occasion makes a deal with Trent to write and perform a jingle. Trent receives twenty dollars, an hour of free studio time, and a set of new tires out of the deal.
The jingle goes:
If you don't have a car or your present car sucks,
Then you can drive here,
You can drive there,
It won't make you better or smarter, that's true,
So go buy a car,