"I just can't understand you kids sometimes. In my day, we had a little something called respect."

No name given. Instructor for college prep course at Lawndale.

This guy managed to convince Quinn (at least temporarily) that not only was there such a thing as a "Making Out Scholarship" but that she had won and that she should get together with him to discuss it.

Although shocked and dismayed that Daria and Quinn were thrown out of Middleton College (without ever having enrolled) he wasn't above meeting Quinn to discuss her "scholarship options" - though all he got out of it was a drink thrown in his face.


First Appearance: College Bored