"Listen, Jake, I get paid big money to sit around and daydream. I'm not about to rock the boat."

No other name given. Employee at

Zamir is introduced to Jake as a "one-man, pinch-hitting brain trust". It's unclear what exactly this means. He works at a desk with a giant inflatable palm tree.

Like many of the other employees, Zamir got in on the stock offerings and became filthy stinking rich. At one point, he says he's buying into a huge shopping mall project as a write-off.


First Appearance: Sappy Anniversary