"I don't care what your excuse is, Don Guano!"

No names given. Police officers assigned to the Lawndale Homecoming parade.

When Upchuck's car stalls on the parade route, these two women in uniform arrive to get him to move it. Upchuck's response it to flirt with them, and they respond by beating him with their nightsticks - thus confirming Tad Gupty's statement that sometimes police will use excessive force (though in this case, "excessive" is a matter of opinion).


First Appearance: I Loathe a Parade