"You guys want to go to Joe's Diner? The food's inedible, and one of the waiters is a schizophrenic."

Upchuck's cousin.

Brad and his twin brother Brett go to Cumberland High, but attend the Jackson Pollock Tribute Dance at Lawndale because their cousin Charles is the DJ. They try to pick up on Daria and Jane, and very nearly succeed until they reveal that they are carriers of the Ruttheimer gene.


First Appearance: Daria Dance Party