"Why, they capture a moonbeam and crumble it up into tiny little specks of magic."

No name given.

This salesman encounters Brittany and Ashley-Amber while they are shopping for Brittany's upcoming C-minus party. He immediately takes a shine to Ashley-Amber, though she doesn't seem to notice.

When asked about the details of manufacturing glitter, he gives what he feels to be a romantic response, then inquires as to whether Ashley-Amber is seeing anyone. Presumably, she answers affirmatively.


First Appearance: Groped By An Angel