"Sorry, no alcohol. We're macrobiotic."

No name given. Waiter at a new-age restaurant.

This waiter serves Jake Morgendorffer and Noah Barkman when Jake is interviewed for a position at a startup dot-com company. The waiter looks disdainfully at Jake when he orders a martini, and explains that the place doesn't serve alcohol. He brings a pot of kombucha to the table instead.


First Appearance: Sappy Anniversary