"Vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom… clunk."

A large black van, owned by Max.

Mystik Spiral uses the Tank as a touring vehicle. In addition, Trent borrows it from time to time when he needs something with extra room.

The Tank has no back seats, but there is a steamer trunk to sit on. Nets attached to the walls hold a variety of junk, and there is a poster of an alien by the driver's side. According to Trent, the windows don't roll down, but since they have been seen in the down position it can be assumed that Trent doesn’t know what he's talking about.

The Tank broke down on the way to Alternapalooza, despite Jesse's assertation that it was indestructible, and was fixed with Jane's Stickmata 5000 glue gun.

The speedometer on the Tank is stuck at ten miles per hour.


First Appearance: The Road Worrier