Hello! And welcome to the Hall of Fame. This is the best of the best. The cream of the crop. The fruit of the loom. Here, you will find all the past winners of the Sick, Sad World Contest. It is a great honor and privilege to be included in such an elite group. You must undergo rigorous training, sleepless nights, and hefty bribes to achieve this high level of greatness. Most of all, you must have your mind deeply rooted in the gutter. So, without further ado, here are the sickest and saddest of them all!!

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Winning Entry: You can't get blood from a turnip, but some scientists now believe you can get milk from a human head. Got Sick Sad World? --jak981125 All Entries

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Winning Entry: Hairy meets Silly, and they get MARRIED! Contemptible canine crossbreeding, NEXT on Sick, Sad World! --Danielle Horvath All Entries

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Winning Entry: When the social security check isn't enough to pay the mortgage, how far will little old ladies go to avoid becoming homeless? Green grannies get greedy for cookie sales, next on Sick Sad World! --D.T. Dey All Entries

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Winning Entry: You say 'to-maah-to', Bill Gates says 'to-may-toe.' A billionaire's Broadway salute to Hogan's Heroes, next on Sick, Sad World! --Francis Xavier Cross All Entries

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Winning Entry: "Next time I'll tip him!" The parking valet on steroids, next on Sick Sad World! --Martin Sylvester All Entries

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Winning Entry: When porky prostitutes get caught doing the dirty on the next Sick, Sad World! --Napalm Krigabaum All Entries

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Winning Entry: First they steal your nuts, then they steal your beer, then they steal your car! Sauced squirrels in a Suburu, next on Sick Sad World. --traP All Entries

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Winning Entry: Playboy penguins or plain pornography? Voyeurism in the Vatican...next on Sick Sad World. --TAFKA All Entries

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Winning Entry: Radon Roosters in the colonel's bucket? 11 herbs and spices revealed, next on Sick, Sad World! --NomadX All Entries