The Sick, Sad World
Hall of Fame

Hello! And welcome to the Hall of Fame. This is the best of the best. The cream of the crop. The fruit of the loom. Here, you will find all the past winners of the Sick, Sad World Contest. It is a great honor and privilege to be included in such an elite group. You must undergo rigorous training, sleepless nights, and hefty bribes to achieve this high level of greatness. Most of all, you must have your mind deeply rooted in the gutter. So, without further ado, here are the sickest and saddest of them all!!




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You can't get blood from a turnip, but some scientists now believe you can get milk from a human head. Got Sick Sad World?

--jak981125


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Hairy meets Silly, and they get MARRIED! Contemptible canine crossbreeding, NEXT on Sick, Sad World!

--Danielle Horvath


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When the social security check isn't enough to pay the mortgage, how far will little old ladies go to avoid becoming homeless? Green grannies get greedy for cookie sales, next on Sick Sad World!

--D.T. Dey


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You say 'to-maah-to', Bill Gates says 'to-may-toe.' A billionaire's Broadway salute to Hogan's Heroes, next on Sick, Sad World!

--Francis Xavier Cross


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"Next time I'll tip him!" The parking valet on steroids, next on Sick Sad World!

--Martin Sylvester


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When porky prostitutes get caught doing the dirty on the next Sick, Sad World!

--Napalm Krigabaum


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First they steal your nuts, then they steal your beer, then they steal your car! Sauced squirrels in a Suburu, next on Sick Sad World.

--traP


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Playboy penguins or plain pornography? Voyeurism in the Vatican...next on Sick Sad World.

--TAFKA


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Radon Roosters in the colonel's bucket? 11 herbs and spices revealed, next on Sick, Sad World!

--NomadX


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